The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Even worse if you're a bunny

[Stephen]

True .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just don't eat any you catch

[towny44]

If cubie had to rely on captured rabbits for his food, he would likely go very hungry.

[Stephen]

He couldn't catch a cold let alone a rabbit

[Mervyn and Trish]

I bet he could catch noro if there was compo on offer

[Stephen]

Couldn't we all.

[towny44]

I bet he could catch noro if there was compo on offer

Most travel insurance now covers you for being quarantined in your cabin due to Noro etc.

[qbman1]

Do they cover rabbits eating your beans ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

If they'll cover noro they'll cover anything.

[qbman1]

Most insurers won't even cover a jampot !

[Stephen]

And so it begins again

[towny44]

Any of you computer geeks know why my laptop sometimes (that's only sometimes not every time) starts up with the number pad lock on/off, needing me to switch it off/on for the number pad to function?

[qbman1]

And so it begins again

What - you still got a bit of trouble ?!

[Stephen]

No.

Another ground hog week

[qbman1]

Killed 2 rats, replaced 2 broken panes in the allotment greenhouse, cut down a nearly-dead cherry tree and took 4 feet off the top of a 30-odd foot high hedge at the weekend.

That different enough for you ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Killed 2 rats, replaced 2 broken panes in the allotment greenhouse, cut down a nearly-dead cherry tree and took 4 feet off the top of a 30-odd foot high hedge at the weekend.

That different enough for you ?

Just an average weekend here. I lopped the top off the cherry tree and then did three trips to the tip to get rid of the bits. But failed to kill any rats so you are the winner on that one.

p.s. were the nice bunnies watching you work from their hidey holes?

[qbman1]

Probably were - the tumbledown shed on the silly old duffer's plot next door has a huge burrow under it which seems to get bigger every week. Makes Watership Down seem like a holiday home!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have ever thought of borrowing Towny's ferrets?

[qbman1]

Can't get them out of his trousers

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not a pleasant thought

[qbman1]

Spare a thought for the ferrets !

[qbman1]

Do you pronounce migraine mee-grain or my-grain ?

Either way, I've got a bloody headache !

[Stephen]

I pronounce it hang over

[towny44]

I am hoping to have one of those tomorrow if Town beat City in tonight's replay!