The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Bl**dy football. It's taken over my celebrity barging program.

[qbman1]

Isn't that on Friday? It's on instead of that Marigold Hotel malarkey tonight.

[Stephen]

You're right.

I was wondering who would be first to spot the deliberate mistake

[qbman1]

I am quite enjoying that barging thingy. I was surprised how well Debbie McGee comes across.

[towny44]

I think you two need to get a life, or at least a more sporting life. I will be settling down with a few beers and hoping to enjoy a little sporting history.

[qbman1]

What - you mean a bunch of overpaid nonces kicking a pig's bladder around ?! I shall be poking lighted matches under my fingernails - far more enjoyable !!

[Stephen]

I am quite enjoying that barging thingy. I was surprised how well Debbie McGee comes across.

Mrs S and I would quite like to do a narrow boat holiday. That was until I found out the price.....Ouch. I was only wanting to holiday on one not buy the thing.

[Stephen]

What - you mean a bunch of overpaid nonces kicking a pig's bladder around ?! I shall be poking lighted matches under my fingernails - far more enjoyable !!

Don't forget the kissing and hugging. And that's before the they get to the showers.

[qbman1]

I am quite enjoying that barging thingy. I was surprised how well Debbie McGee comes across.

Mrs S and I would quite like to do a narrow boat holiday. That was until I found out the price.....Ouch. I was only wanting to holiday on one not buy the thing.

Mrs C keeps on about it too - but then she wouldn't be the one steering the bloody thing or dealing with the locks !

[Stephen]

I am quite enjoying that barging thingy. I was surprised how well Debbie McGee comes across.

Mrs S and I would quite like to do a narrow boat holiday. That was until I found out the price.....Ouch. I was only wanting to holiday on one not buy the thing.

Mrs C keeps on about it too - but then she wouldn't be the one steering the bl**dy thing or dealing with the locks !

Just lack of training

[Mervyn and Trish]

You should go together. Share the work and the bill. Or consider a hotel boat and let someone else do the work. Ask Moby.

[Stephen]

You should go together. Share the work and the bill. Or consider a hotel boat and let someone else do the work. Ask Moby.

Steady on Merv, no need for language like that

[qbman1]

Funeral number 2 today......suit trousers still fit (just !)

[Stephen]

Off topic.

A handy website https://roadworks.org/

[Mervyn and Trish]

Cubie's trousers are always off topic

[Stephen]

Thank gawed for that.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We do seem to have heard too much about trousers recently. Towny's. Cubie's. Worrying

[towny44]

We do seem to have heard too much about trousers recently. Towny's. Cubie's. Worrying

Yes and I believe it was you suggesting that Cubie should have a ferret around in mine!!

[Stephen]

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[qbman1]

Off topic.

A handy website https://roadworks.org/

That's the whole point, you p***ock - it's supposed to be !!

[Stephen]

Off topic.

A handy website https://roadworks.org/

That's the whole point, you p***ock - it's supposed to be !!

I was just trying to be helpful with the web site in thinking it might be useful to some people, you sanctimonious little sh*t.

[qbman1]

Would have been really handy if I was planning to go to Dundee !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I was just trying to be helpful with the web site in thinking it might be useful to some people, you sanctimonious little sh*t.

Language Stephen. How dare you use the word helpful on this forum?

[qbman1]

Sun's out - might even be tempted to wander down the garden when I get home !

[Stephen]

I was just trying to be helpful with the web site in thinking it might be useful to some people, you sanctimonious little sh*t.

Language Stephen. How dare you use the word helpful on this forum?