The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

I've just about had enough of "International Womens Day" being rammed down my throat every time I go near a radio, television or computer. When is International Mens Day ?!

Better run that one past your good lady

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yeah. And then keep running.

[Stephen]

Funeral number one today.

[qbman1]

I've got a week off - suit at the cleaners

[Mervyn and Trish]

Take two weeks off. Get the pants washed too.

[qbman1]

That's not due for another three weeks

[qbman1]

So, it's British Pie Week and World Kidney Day. What say we combine the two with a bit of steak and mushrooms ?

[Stephen]

As funerals go it went well. A beautiful day which made the journey pleasant. What's the betting it'll be the complete opposite for number two funeral next week.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I don't know any international women......

[towny44]

I had lunch at The girl from Ipanema restaurant in Rio once, does that count?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I just hope Mrs T44 doesn't find out

[towny44]

I just hope Mrs T44 doesn't find out

She was paying!

[Stephen]

For what though

[towny44]

Lunch, she was the custodian of the Reals.

[qbman1]

Or a quick trip to the clinic

[Stephen]

Today's the day

[towny44]

It always is.

[qbman1]

Today's the day

Watched the last episode of "Tales from the Coast" with Robson Green last night. It started off in sunny Maldon. I looked closely but didn't see your happy, smiling face. They concentrated mostly on the mud race across the estuary. You do know how to live over there !!

[Stephen]

Today's the day

Watched the last episode of "Tales from the Coast" with Robson Green last night. It started off in sunny Maldon. I looked closely but didn't see your happy, smiling face. They concentrated mostly on the mud race across the estuary. You do know how to live over there !!

Those glasses are yet to be invented.
We use the mud to make face packs. The people of Oxford are our biggest customers.

[qbman1]

How many times have you raced across the mud then ?!

[Stephen]

How many times have you raced across the mud then ?!

In a word....none

If all the other silly so*ds want to do it then good luck to them.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nice lunch today

[towny44]

Very enjoyable Hardy's Stamp Cabernet/Merlot wine with my lunch.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nice house red with mine

[Stephen]

Tea with mine.