The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Off the the vet first thing today - the cat came home with a foot covered in blood !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is it his or has he attacked one of your bunnies?

[qbman1]

Sadly not. Could have been a rat but more likely a marauding pussy

[Mervyn and Trish]

Marauding pussy eh? Hmmmmm.

[Mervyn and Trish]

But how is he?

[Happydays]

How's your cat is he on antibiotics?

[Stephen]

Hope pussy is feeling better today.

[qbman1]

Just needs a good stroke now and then !

Yes, Happy-one, he is on antibiotics. Had an injection and a painkiller yesterday and now on tablets. Have to crush them and hide them in a treat to get him to take them but he now thinks he's very important!

[Stephen]

Just needs a good stroke now and then !

Yes, Happy-one, he is on antibiotics. Had an injection and a painkiller yesterday and now on tablets. Have to crush them and hide them in a treat to get him to take them but he now thinks he's very important!

Don't they all

[Happydays]

When pets get hurt it's always a worry, give him a bit of a pampering it will do you both good!

[qbman1]

The bugger won't take his tablets !

[Stephen]

Put on chain mail gloves, tilt head back, open mouth, place tablet at back of throat, close and hold mouth shut while stroking under chin to help swallowing.

Works on cats as well.

[qbman1]

It would be easier to stick it up the other end !

[Stephen]

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[qbman1]

Comes to something when Mrs C won't get in my car until I get the Poles to muck it out !

[Jan Rosser]

Better dust off the passport - crossing the border tomorrow to visit son and family for Easter weekend

Happy Easter everybody - don't eat too much chocolate

[qbman1]

Oh no you don't. We'll be beefing up the border patrols - there'll be boiling oil and spike-filled trenches

[Jan Rosser]

Oh no you don't. We'll be beefing up the border patrols - there'll be boiling oil and spike-filled trenches

You'd better get those in place early June - I'm visiting friends in Oxford for a few days

[qbman1]

Oh no you don't. We'll be beefing up the border patrols - there'll be boiling oil and spike-filled trenches

You'd better get those in place early June - I'm visiting friends in Oxford for a few days

[Stephen]

Oh no you don't. We'll be beefing up the border patrols - there'll be boiling oil and spike-filled trenches

You'd better get those in place early June - I'm visiting friends in Oxford for a few days

Who's this June person

[qbman1]

Dunno, but she'll soon be bursting out all over, by all accounts

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's June when we're visiting Oxford. We can have a forum party at Cubie's gaff

[Stephen]

Don't forget your uniform and ferret

[towny44]

I'm not letting my ferrets down any of Cubies rabbit holes.

[qbman1]

I was told off at Sainsbury's today for just looking at my 'phone on the petrol forecourt. Has anyone ever actually called an explosion at a petrol station with a mobile ?!