The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Rained heavily last night - I counted at least seventeen spots !

[Stephen]

You must have acid rain round your way

[qbman1]

Yup - constantly breathing in heavy metals

[Stephen]

Nice with a bit of meat loaf so I hear

[qbman1]

Two out of three ain't bad !

[Stephen]

You took the words right out of my mouth

[qbman1]

It's All Coming Back to Me Now

[Stephen]

More than you deserve.

[qbman1]

Read 'Em and Weep

[Stephen]

Not a dry eye in the house

[Stephen]

That's it, lunch time.

[qbman1]

Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back

[Mervyn and Trish]

I knew you'd get to compo eventually....

[qbman1]

Rock 'n' Roll Mercenaries

[Stephen]

Back from lunch....what have I missed

[Mervyn and Trish]

The afternoon?

[Stephen]

Argh, I new there was something

[Mervyn and Trish]

It wasn't outstanding

[qbman1]

The evening wasn't much better - perishing cold up at the allotment. Even the bunnies had their coats on

[Mervyn and Trish]

The live ones or the dead ones?

[qbman1]

Just the living - I suspect the fox, the rats or our resident kestrel have arranged a decent burial for the dead one !

[Stephen]

Not much warmer today.
I think summer is going to give us a miss this year. It's the longest day next month, and not a sniff of any decent weather yet.

[qbman1]

I feel a compo claim coming on

[Mervyn and Trish]

Clear blue skies here. Just saying.....

[qbman1]

Must be all those e-fags in Essex causing a smog !