The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Let it all hang out, baby !

[Stephen]

Just getting me drone out !

You can get locked up for that.

[Stephen]

Another sunny day, think I'll go and scare the neighbours;)

Which one are you

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[Happydays]

I said "scare them" not give them a heart-attack!!!

[qbman1]

Could be worse - Mrs Krankie streaking down the Royal Mile springs to mind !

[Stephen]

The sun is alluding us yet again

[qbman1]

Did you know "allude" comes from the Latin "alludere", which means "to play with" so strictly speaking you have been alluding yourself !

[Stephen]

Did you know "allude" comes from the Latin "alludere", which means "to play with" so strictly speaking you have been alluding yourself !

[Mervyn and Trish]

The sun's including us

[Stephen]

A bit late in the day but it's come out......and the sun

[qbman1]

Never too late to get it out in the open

[Stephen]

That's the front grass cut. Feet up and watch a film this afternoon

[qbman1]

Glad you're keeping active in your retirement !

[Stephen]

Pacing myself.

[qbman1]

Quite right - don't want to wear yourself out before your lie down

[Stephen]

Film was cr*p

[qbman1]

One of the Confessions series, was it ?!

[Stephen]

No, 'Sniper'. Typical American rubbish

[qbman1]

Should have watched "Snipper" instead - it's about a vasectomy surgeon !

[Stephen]

Should have watched "Snipper" instead - it's about a vasectomy surgeon !

[qbman1]

You'll all be pleased to learn that, so far, the bunny prevention measures at the allotment seem to be holding up. There are still loads of bunnies about but the new finer mesh fencing installed in early spring seems to be thwarting the little sods

[Stephen]

You could be onto a little earner here. I'm sure the local little sh*ts darlings would pay to see bunny world.

[qbman1]

Good plan - do you think Rat World would go down well too ?

Mrs C spotted a stray pussy up there yesterday. Hope he moves in - that will give the rats and bunnies something to think about

[Stephen]

Morning campers. Lovely morning here.

[qbman1]

I can just picture it - the sun glinting off all that mud !