The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Jan Rosser]

Thunder and lightning and hailstones and guess what I've got washing out on the line I'm not happy

Which one are you then

Just Googled earth your gaff Jan. Very lady Chatterley


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Now that would be telling Stephen

[Stephen]

Weather looking good for the week. About time

[Stephen]

I must remember that it's the motorist who has the right of way at a zebra crossing. Just had some to**ser give me the finger as he sped past for calling him a tw*t for not stopping. Bet he wouldn't be so cocky if he knocked someone over.

[Manoverboard]

Nor would you be if he had stopped and stuck a knife in you ... just saying

[Stephen]

Nor would you be if he had stopped and stuck a knife in you ... just saying

Not if he's got any sense. But going by his driving there's not allot of hope there.

[qbman1]

Perhaps he didn't know which one was the brake pedal ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Probably a pensioner following his sat nav into the river. You read about them all the time....

[qbman1]

How many times have they fished you out then ?

[Stephen]

The trouble is they never throw him back

[qbman1]

How do I get a ticket for press day at Chelsea next year? No crowds.

[Stephen]

Have a quiet word with Maj

[qbman1]

Good plan - as Philip won't be going officially next year, she may have a space in the Roller !

[Stephen]

The heat must be getting to people. Just had car returned from being serviced and they carried out a mot and break fluid change when they shouldn't have. No charge of course to me. Result

Just checked under the bonnet in case they put a different engine in by mistake as well......Nope it's still the Aston Martin lump

[qbman1]

New rabbit fencing seems to be working so far. This morning, the bunnies were all lined up outside the fence gazing longingly in

[Mervyn and Trish]

Time to machine gun them then before they find a way through....

[qbman1]

I'll have a word with my gardener

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[qbman1]

Probably a pensioner following his sat nav into the river. You read about them all the time....

Today in Oxford.....

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[Mervyn and Trish]

There should be an option to plan the route avoiding rivers!

[qbman1]

Bit of a worry - the bunnies have scaled a 4 foot fence to get into the neighbour's allotment !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I told you, you should have got them for the pie while you have a chance. However, if you can film them scaling the fence you may be able to get £250 from "You've been framed"

[qbman1]

I told you, you should have got them for the pie while you have a chance. However, if you can film them scaling the fence you may be able to get £250 from "You've been framed"

I claim my £250!

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[qbman1]

Merv - we've been Mod-Plodded !

[oldbluefox]

[Stephen]

back at cha

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[Mervyn and Trish]

Well that's charming. What a thing to do to nice Foxyplod. Let's hope he doesn't dock your points