The Children's Off Topic Thread
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oldbluefox
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Stephen...........Touché

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I was taught to be cautious
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Mervyn and Trish
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Probably rightly so. I did reconsider my comment but too late to edit it myself. So fair play to Plods.
Not that that they should expect such humility every time. Just saying. ......
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Stephen
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As long as that's all he docksMervyn and Trish wrote: 23 May 2017, 17:25Well that's charming. What a thing to do to nice Foxyplod. Let's hope he doesn't dock your points
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qbman1
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No conflict today girlies - we're one big happy family !!
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Stephen
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All round yours for drinks then
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qbman1
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If you like - I'm not there and Mrs C is at the allotment having a bonfire
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towny44
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Re: The Children's Off Topic Thread
Charcoal roasted rabbit for dinner tonight then Cubie?
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qbman1
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Could just be smoked Mrs C !!
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qbman1
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Maybe we should set aside an area, far from civilisation, where all the Jihadists can go to blow themselves up in privacy and comfort ?!
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Stephen
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How about your allotment. Bunny and other rodent problems solved, plus it''ll save you turning the soil over for next years crop. Every ones a winner 
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Great idea,

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qbman1
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....and I'll get ready-roasted veg
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Mervyn and Trish
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And a bill for next door's shed
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qbman1
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I've been sorely tempted to torch that a number of times as there's a bloody rabbit nest under it !
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Time for the mustard gas. Colmans of course
Last edited by Stephen on 25 May 2017, 10:49, edited 1 time in total.
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qbman1
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There's an idea - we can produce ready-spiced rabbit steaks
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qbman1
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I'll bet Stephen's out on the mud flats in his Speedos this afternoon !!
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Stephen
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I might do some skinny dipping later in me tin bath.......once it's got dark.
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qbman1
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Don't want to traumatise the budgie !
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Stephen
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I was thinking more of the cat
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Mervyn and Trish
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Surely the budgie will be down his Speedos?
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Stephen
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Hope not. Don't want any pecks on the pecker
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qbman1
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Surely you'd need something bigger - an Amazonian Parrot maybe ?!
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Stephen
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Mod plod will be getting twitchy if we stay on topic for much longer.