The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

You've got it.

[qbman1]

Spill the beans. How many misdemeanours have you been called to account for then ?

[towny44]

Spill the beans. How many misdemeanours have you been called to account for then ?

Is this Miss De Meanors Stephens French maid then?

[Stephen]

I wish .

[qbman1]

No chance - you have Mrs Whiplash back now

[Stephen]

Bless her.

[qbman1]

Looking over your shoulder, is she ?

[Stephen]

No, back to work today keeping me in the style I've become accustomed to.

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[qbman1]

Glad to see you've smartened yourself up

[Stephen]

I scrub up well

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes I heard you were a bit of a scrubber

[qbman1]

Should have seen him go in the hours before Mrs S came home

[Stephen]

Like a whirl wind. Pickled onions didn't help

[qbman1]

Blame the cat

[Stephen]

Always do.

[qbman1]

Still no bunnies broken through the fortress

[Mervyn and Trish]

Whichever is the next government should put you in charge of border control

[towny44]

Cubie for Home Secretary, or perhaps he could sit on Dianne Abbot's knee!!!

[Stephen]

Whichever is the next government should put you in charge of border control

Second that. Passed. Start next Friday

[qbman1]

Just build a wall - solve the immigration problem in one. Simples!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Mexico will pay for it

[qbman1]

Bottle of tequila and a cactus should do it !

[Stephen]

Depends where you ask them to shove it.

[qbman1]

Suggestions on a postcard....

[Stephen]

Rain, rain and more rain.