The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

Probably on the run since you installed the watch towers and machine guns......

[Stephen]

Work this out.

I was doing some car insurance quotes and was surprised that it works out cheaper if you park your car overnight on your drive rather than in your garage, and if you include your spouse on the policy rather than just yourself.

I always assumed it worked the other way round.

I certainly had to do some hard negotiating to avoid my car insurance increasing when Mrs T stopped driving after her stroke, apparently they assume couples are safer drivers. But garage vs drive seems a bit strange.

That's what I thought, but there was definitely a difference in price.

[qbman1]

Just tucking into my lunch - fish paste sandwiches. The packet said "smoked salmon pate" but definitely fish paste !

[Stephen]

Lovely

[qbman1]

Got the other half of the packet today

[Stephen]

Why do people feel the need to show what they are eating on Facebook. I don't get it.

Am I interested or give a sh*t....nooooooooo

[qbman1]

Just for you, I shall post a picture of my fish paste sandwich !

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's okay so long as Stephen doesn't post a picture of that which he is not giving!

[qbman1]

Don't worry, with all that mud down his way you won't notice

[Stephen]

Nowt wrong wi a bit of mud

[qbman1]

But you can have too much of a good thing

[Stephen]

Nothing I can do a about it I'm afraid. We are stuck with it.....literally

[qbman1]

You could cover Mrs S with it and post a video on YouTube - that should make you a bob or two

[Stephen]

I wouldn't be that cruel........to YouTube

[qbman1]

I've moved on from fish paste to serrano ham and crayfish in dill mayo - would you like a picture ?!

[Stephen]

Before or after. Either way, no thanks

[qbman1]

Currently reading a book "Murder on the Lusitania". Load of hogwash but I shall be watching my back on Adonia next month !

[Stephen]

Just don't wear lace up's

[Mervyn and Trish]

After your comments on here it's the lady Captain you need to watch out for. Just don't go out on deck out of sight of others at night. Just saying....

[Stephen]

Gloomy day today. Was planning on having a BBQ later but will put off until tomorrow

[Mervyn and Trish]

Gloomy here too. But BBQ not our thing anyway.

[Jan Rosser]

Sun is shining here - lovely blue skies - grass needs cutting but think I'll pop down to the big city for some pre cruise shopping - plenty of sales on so might pick up a few bargains - byee

[Stephen]

Gloomy here too. But BBQ not our thing anyway.

Just as well, you weren't invited

[Mervyn and Trish]

We had a prior engagement anyway. Just booking it now

[Stephen]

Soon be whiskey O'clock