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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paddy is stood at the bar getting pi**ed trying to work out why his sister has four brothers and he only has three.
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Mervyn and Trish
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After my prostate exam yesterday,
which was the most thorough exam I've ever had,
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me this question
Which I really didn't want to hear.
She said, "Who Was That Guy?"
which was the most thorough exam I've ever had,
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me this question
Which I really didn't want to hear.
She said, "Who Was That Guy?"
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Mervyn and Trish wrote: 21 Jul 2017, 08:54After my prostate exam yesterday,
which was the most thorough exam I've ever had,
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me this question
Which I really didn't want to hear.
She said, "Who Was That Guy?"
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered, 'let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps, 'one's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered, 'let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps, 'one's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.