Today is my birthday but this year no birthday card from P&O. Instead, I get an email addressed to
Unclassified + surname wishing me a happy birthday. With a first name like Maureen is there some doubt about my gender and so have they written
unclassified instead in order to be on the safe side. With all the bookings we have made with P&O they must surely know I am a lady (well I think I am even if no one else thinks so).
Princess, with whom we have only ever sailed twice, also sent a e-card and it was very nice and colourful and addressed to me with my first name.
Sorry P&O but a heading saying 'Wishing you many happy returns Unclassified B.....' just doesn't do it for me.
Maureen (also known as Unclassified).
