The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

I see a prisoner recently tried to smuggle in a mobile 'phone - must have hurt a bit

[Stephen]

Especial if it was the old pop up aerial type

[qbman1]

Be interesting if he received a call.....!

[Stephen]

The perfect excuse for taking out his ar*e

[qbman1]

What's yours ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Same as the rest of us!

[qbman1]

The bunnies and badgers are in cahoots - badger digs a hole under the fence so the bunnies can all get in !

[Mervyn and Trish]

While the foxes go to fetch the meat course?

[qbman1]

Haven't seen any of those yet - maybe they could keep the bunnies in order ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's a bit OCD isn't it, having a particular order for the bunnies? Do you sort them alphabetically or by age or height?

[qbman1]

Usually by appetite

[Mervyn and Trish]

You mean they're still hungry after clearing your plot?

[qbman1]

Most of them are the size of a small donkey so they need to eat a lot

[Stephen]

Had a very enjoyable weekend.

[towny44]

Had a very enjoyable weekend.

That sounds interesting, are you leaving us to draw our own conclusions?

[Stephen]

No.
My sister and husband stayed over for a very relaxing, enjoyable weekend. And for once the weather was kind to us.

[qbman1]

You have a husband ?!

[Stephen]

Only at weekends

[qbman1]

Get it out in the open - that's what I say

[Stephen]

Check for ferrets first

[qbman1]

Sound advice

[Stephen]

Gloomy old day today. Summer has ended

[qbman1]

Mr Grumpy speaks

[Stephen]

Too tall to be one of the seven

[towny44]

Gloomy old day today. Summer has ended

You're lucky, it finished at the end of June up north.