The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Just soak him in brine

[Stephen]

Single Malt works better for me

[Mervyn and Trish]

More patio to clean today if it stops persisting down

[qbman1]

I had a Two-Cup kind of weekend !

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[Stephen]

Didn't know you done pole dancing.

[qbman1]

Nah, taken a leaf out of your book - mud wrestling !

[Stephen]

Good idea. Good for the skin

[Happydays]

But not sure about the possible smell.

[Stephen]

Keeps the flies away.........and everyone else

[qbman1]

Worthing tomorrow. Decided to go on the train so up at 5 a.m.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Does that still exist? Not the train .... 5am!

[Stephen]

Does that still exist? Not the train .... 5am!

[qbman1]

Thought he meant Worthing for a minute - have they fallen out with Kim Jong-un

[Mervyn and Trish]

A haaaaandbag?

[qbman1]

....and matching shoes ?

[Stephen]

Enough of this nonsense, what's for tea mother

[Happydays]

I haven't a clue, I'm on holiday

[Stephen]

Not eating then

[Mervyn and Trish]

Prawn and avocado salad

[Stephen]

Shepherds pie for me.

[Happydays]

Not eating then

I did eat but didn't cook.
Breadcrumb coated mushrooms with garlic dip, fish and chips and lemon tart with cream plus a glass or two of red wine. Then back to the cottage to get my feet up. Making the most of it shall have to cut down the calories when we get home to prepare for the cruise!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I wonder why zebras have stripes?

[Stephen]

Not eating then

I did eat but didn't cook.
Breadcrumb coated mushrooms with garlic dip, fish and chips and lemon tart with cream plus a glass or two of red wine. Then back to the cottage to get my feet up. Making the most of it shall have to cut down the calories when we get home to prepare for the cruise!

Sounds good to me

[Stephen]

I wonder why zebras have stripes?

To stop them getting cross

[qbman1]

I'm getting far too old to do two three and a half hour train journeys in one day