The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

He knows how to live. I bet he pushed the boat out and had butter as well

[Mervyn and Trish]

You know me so well Stephen. Ever generous

[Stephen]

Batten down the hatches

Looks like we have storm Aileen coming our way tonight.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643160

[towny44]

Aileen ended up a bit of a damp squib here, did not wake me up. so I assume the gale was quite mild.

[Stephen]

Same here.

Fuss over nothing, although the news did report the storm caused thousands of pounds of improvements North of middle England

[qbman1]

Blew one of my potted begonias over - disaster !

[Stephen]

Blew one of my potted begonias over - disaster !

Compo claim to the BBC.....but don't tell Merv

[qbman1]

I knew the BBC were all powerful but I didn't know they were generating the weather now

[Stephen]

Gotta blame someone, and as they dish out the forecasts, which are probably repeats.

[Mervyn and Trish]

No hot blooded male should be discussing begonias

[Stephen]

Dahlias are OK though.

[Manoverboard]

Any thoughts about Pansies ?

[Stephen]

Ask Onelife

[qbman1]

Noooo - we'll be on to sheep next

[Mervyn and Trish]

Back home after two days away.

Anybody miss me?

[Stephen]

Yes, unfortunately my sights were out of calibration.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes, unfortunately my sights were out of calibration.

[Jan Rosser]

Going "oop north" today to celebrate my "big" birthday with the family - not driving - taking a lovely relaxing train journey - better get the passport out before I cross the border

[towny44]

Going "oop north" today to celebrate my "big" birthday with the family - not driving - taking a lovely relaxing train journey - better get the passport out before I cross the border

Being from Wales Jan won't you need it as you leave the Principality?

[qbman1]

You're looking good for 90 Blod ! Have a good weekend

[Jan Rosser]

You're looking good for 90 Blod ! Have a good weekend

[qbman1]

Back home after two days away.

Anybody miss me?

I vaguely remember the blonde on the right, but who are you again ?

[Stephen]

Going "oop north" today to celebrate my "big" birthday with the family - not driving - taking a lovely relaxing train journey - better get the passport out before I cross the border

Don't forget your stab vest and drug money

Have a great birthday Jan.

[qbman1]

At least, after being up there a while, the family will have a garage full of spare wheels and hub caps

[Stephen]

Still in hospital on second ivf drip bag. Hopefully I'll be going home today. Don't fancy another night in thls place.