The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

We had a wet walk today

[Stephen]

Oh dear, forgot to turn your flip valve off on your bag Merv .

[qbman1]

Probably just generally leaky

[Mervyn and Trish]

Lunch out today. No leaks

[Stephen]

You remembered this time. Well done

[qbman1]

Most of my leeks have allium leaf miner - ruined. Compo claim coming on

[Stephen]

Never mind, there's always next year.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Never mind the leeks. How are those cute bunnies?

[Stephen]

Tucked up in bed probably

[towny44]

They would be frolicking in the sun if Cubie's allotment was in Huddersfield, but they might be ready frozen.

[qbman1]

They have kicked off the old bugger next to us whose plot was like the Borneo jungle, cleared the site and burned the shed so the bunnies have less places to hide now

We do have some homeless bunnies to re-home now....!

[Manoverboard]

Did anybody check to see if the old bugger was fast asleep in the shed ... just asking

[qbman1]

At least we gave him a good Hindu send-off

[Stephen]

Any gold teeth

[qbman1]

We don't look after the bunnies that well !

[Stephen]

Lovely sunny day here. Almost spring like.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You moved to Oz now?

[Stephen]

G'day sport

[Happydays]

G'night Sheila

[Stephen]

Only at the weekend

[qbman1]

Why are all solicitors so bloody tiresome ?

[Stephen]

Covering themselves in case they sued. And we do like a compo claim on here.

[qbman1]

This one's just trying to justify his fee

[Stephen]

Are you selling or buying.

[qbman1]

Compo !