It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Golf rules for beginners:
Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
Form a loose grip. Keep your head down.
Avoid a quick back swing.
Stay out of the water.
Try not to hit anyone.
If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
Don't stand directly in front of others.
Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
Don't take extra strokes.
Now flush the toilet, go outside and get ready to tee off.
Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
Form a loose grip. Keep your head down.
Avoid a quick back swing.
Stay out of the water.
Try not to hit anyone.
If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
Don't stand directly in front of others.
Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
Don't take extra strokes.
Now flush the toilet, go outside and get ready to tee off.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I've got my son an empty box for Christmas.
When he asks what it is. I'll tell him it's an Action Man deserter.
When he asks what it is. I'll tell him it's an Action Man deserter.
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Stephen
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The rain was pouring down. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth", says the old man.
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth", says the old man.
I was taught to be cautious
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
What's America's favourite food?
Seconds.
Seconds.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I hope Daddy is a Giant !!
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Got myself a Jack Russell puppy.
He's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've called him Birmingham.
He's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've called him Birmingham.
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Stephen
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