It's Friday Fun Time
mORIN aLL ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: mORIN aLL ~~~ :) ~~~
At a Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win £1000 pounds is :
Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were "Take That" what were the second two.
After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up and says.." was it.. Ya Ba*tard?"
Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were "Take That" what were the second two.
After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up and says.." was it.. Ya Ba*tard?"
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Ian Perth
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Re: mORIN aLL ~~~ :) ~~~
Stephen, being a Glaswegian this made my day this morning, still laughing out loud.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: mORIN aLL ~~~ :) ~~~
My new girlfriend came up to me as I was stacking washing powder in Tesco. She said:
“You lying ba*tard, you told me you were a stunt pilot.”
“No I didn’t” I replied, “I told you I was in the Aerial display team.”
“You lying ba*tard, you told me you were a stunt pilot.”
“No I didn’t” I replied, “I told you I was in the Aerial display team.”
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: mORIN aLL ~~~ :) ~~~
The Croydon Cat killings, originally blamed on a burgeoning psychopath who would eventually turn his attention to humans, now believed to be the work of a peckish fox.
Police are now re-examining other crimes and investigating the hypothesis that the Yorkshire Ripper murders might have been the work of a startled barn owl, the Moors Murders could be down to bored badgers and the Shipman Killings are likely the result of disgruntled magpies.
Police are now re-examining other crimes and investigating the hypothesis that the Yorkshire Ripper murders might have been the work of a startled barn owl, the Moors Murders could be down to bored badgers and the Shipman Killings are likely the result of disgruntled magpies.