Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Theresa May - The kind of negotiator to come out of DFS with a full priced sofa
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Onelife wrote: ↑25 Jan 2019, 10:05Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Scenes of a man using a digger to smash up a travel lodge hotel in Liverpool have caused uproar..
Witnesses describe the shock of seeing a scouser working.
Witnesses describe the shock of seeing a scouser working.
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I asked the doctors receptionist out on a date. An acid tear ran down her cheek and the hair in her facial wart quivered,
"Why I'd love to, "she said, "I've never been asked out before."
"OK, I replied, three weeks on Thursday, 9:15 am, don't be late or I'll have to allocate it to someone else."
"Why I'd love to, "she said, "I've never been asked out before."
"OK, I replied, three weeks on Thursday, 9:15 am, don't be late or I'll have to allocate it to someone else."
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Sorry Merv - we had that one last week. Please try and keep up!
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I was going to say the same thing David but I didn't want spoil his fun
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Sorry, my bad!
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