The Children's Off Topic Thread

[towny44]

There goes the paintwork on the new jalopy.

Your best bet is to leave Mrs S to hold an umbrella over it until the hail stops, while you selflessly go on ahead to board and research the bars.

That's a bit harsh on Mrs S just to ensure you get your free drink from Stephen.

[Stephen]

There goes the paintwork on the new jalopy.

Your best bet is to leave Mrs S to hold an umbrella over it until the hail stops, while you selflessly go on ahead to board and research the bars.

That's a bit harsh on Mrs S just to ensure you get your free drink from Stephen.

Steady on John

[Stephen]

There goes the paintwork on the new jalopy.

Your best bet is to leave Mrs S to hold an umbrella over it until the hail stops, while you selflessly go on ahead to board and research the bars.

Two umbrella's would work better.

[Mervyn and Trish]

There goes the paintwork on the new jalopy.

Your best bet is to leave Mrs S to hold an umbrella over it until the hail stops, while you selflessly go on ahead to board and research the bars.

Two umbrella's would work better.

Big car eh?
Well so long as she can manage both......

[Stephen]

No, short arms

[Manoverboard]

Family trait eh

[Stephen]

Family trait eh

...and deep pockets

[Happydays]

Just a quick message I'm enjoying my holiday visiting our daughter and grandson and the weather has been great sunshine every day! Not doing sight seeing this holiday just enjoying "family" visit doing things with our daughter and grandson

[Stephen]

Just a quick message I'm enjoying my holiday visiting our daughter and grandson and the weather has been great sunshine every day! Not doing sight seeing this holiday just enjoying "family" visit doing things with our daughter and grandson

By the way........who are you

[Happydays]

Cheeky bliter, I'll take the huff and stop playing

[Stephen]

Don't do that otherwise I'll have to play with by myself

[Happydays]

No nice day out to a macadamia farm where we had lunch and a couple of drinks...... Soft of course

[Mervyn and Trish]

Any nuts?

[Stephen]

Only on here

[Mervyn and Trish]

Crikey. 12 alleged drug smugglers arrested last weekend in Madeira. 6 arrived on an MSC ship from the Caribbean. 6 others already here awaiting delivery to transport onward to Europe. Two apparently staying at our hotel! I wondered why the cops were looking shifty when I met Stephen off Ventura.

[Stephen]

If they wanted some they only had to ask.

[Mervyn and Trish]

What do you want me to do with that bag of sugar?

[Happydays]

Use it in your coffee......

[Stephen]

Bl**dy clock time changing

[Happydays]

The clock in the car shall now be at the right time!My husband never bothers to change it

[towny44]

Does anyone else think the advertising insert from a funeral insurance plan company that says, "If you can't pay for your funeral Who will", is rather pointless. Anyone who does not have enough savings to pay for their own funeral costs is hardly likely to have any spare cash to buy a funeral plan?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Agreed. Once we're gone our family can flog the silver to pay for it.

[Stephen]

Not sure you'll get much of a send off with the funds from silver plate Merv, not that you'll be bothered

[Happydays]

Apart from being cremated I don't have any other expectations

[Stephen]

I'm expecting a full forum state funeral when the time comes and a knees up afterwards...all on David of course