Dream Job

[david63]

I don't know if anyone is watching the current series of Grand Designs but on this week's episode there was a young chap who was a test engineer for Aston Martin - the poor chap had to spend all day driving Aston Martins around and the icing on the cake was that he was able to take a "company car" home at night, beats your Ford Mondeo company car.

[screwy]

I had my dream job. Locking up the Mad,Bad and downright Evil.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think I'd prefer the Aston Martin job. A friend's son is an apprentice at Bentley. After 3 years in post he gets to borrow samples.

[oldbluefox]

I worked with someone whose husband worked for TVR so she turned up in one of those. Mind you she said they would never buy one as it was always breaking down, rattled and creaked..........but boy, could it shift!!!

My brother once had one of those Sports car days and tried out a Lamborghini. He said it was great but he had to crawl to get out of the thing. Not exactly elegant.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And where do you put the supermarket shopping?

[david63]

And where do you put the supermarket shopping?

You don't - you have it delivered

[Mervyn and Trish]

Trish wouldn't stand for that. Likes to fondle her own veg to check it's ok

[Manoverboard]

So that's why there are always so many finger nail marks in the aubergines

[Mervyn and Trish]

And teeth marks in the apples

[Kendhni]

My father used to be a director in a company that had an exotic car dealership in its portfolio. When his boring little company car was in for a service he often got to borrow a car from their 'exotic' collection. I remember him turning up in anything from Maseratti's to Ferrari's - never allowed us to borrow them though ... the best we got was to sit in them in the driveway and give them a rev or two.

[Frank Manning]

I always from a boy wanted to be Captain of the Red Funnel ferry. But myopia and colour blindness put paid to that.

[screwy]

Condom tester. But I refuse to work a week in hand.... Sorry if this offends..No I’m not.!

[Kendhni]

Condom tester. But I refuse to work a week in hand.... Sorry if this offends..No I’m not.!

With humour like that you deserve to lose your deposit

[screwy]

Condom tester. But I refuse to work a week in hand.... Sorry if this offends..No I’m not.!

With humour like that you deserve to lose your deposit

Hehe, I saw what you did there.

[Quizzical Bob]

Condom tester. But I refuse to work a week in hand.... Sorry if this offends..No I’m not.!

Did you have to wash and repack them afterwards?

[Onelife]

That wouldn't be an option for me Bob cos once l've used them they would be far to big for anyone else......just saying :

[Stephen]

That wouldn't be an option for me Bob cos once l've used them they would be far to big for anyone else......just saying :

Your not upposed to wear them over your head

[Onelife]

That wouldn't be an option for me Bob cos once l've used them they would be far to big for anyone else......just saying :

Your not upposed to wear them over your head

Oops!

[Manoverboard]

That wouldn't be an option for me Bob cos once l've used them they would be far to big for anyone else......just saying :

Your not upposed to wear them over your head

Oops!

What a d**k head ….

[Onelife]

Your not upposed to wear them over your head

Oops!

What a d**k head ….

Makes a change from.....Big Plonker