It's Friday Fun Time
My next door neighbour came round and said, "I'm so sorry about your wife, I've just heard about the car crash. Are you going to be ok?"
"I'm fine," I repllied. "The insurance company have given me a courtesy car."
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
My next door neighbour came round and said, "I'm so sorry about your wife, I've just heard about the car crash. Are you going to be ok?"
"I'm fine," I repllied. "The insurance company have given me a courtesy car."
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paddy pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl.
Paddy smiles at her and winds his window down.
She smiles back and winds her window down.
Paddy says ' have you farted as well?'
Paddy smiles at her and winds his window down.
She smiles back and winds her window down.
Paddy says ' have you farted as well?'
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I asked in the bookshop for a book about anal sex.
"I'll have a look round the back," said the assistant.
I said "That's the one."
"I'll have a look round the back," said the assistant.
I said "That's the one."
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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I was taught to be cautious
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screwy
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
She said last week that she wouldnt feel comfortable in a room with Trump, she need not worry..Donald likes his women....Young, good looking and sexy...
Mel
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Have you been a victim of faulty double glazing?
You could be entitled to condensation.
You could be entitled to condensation.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Finally found something today my wife looks good in.
The distance.
The distance.