The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

I didn't like the frozen butter pot in the buffet dining instead of the individual wrapped butters either. A, too bloomin hard and B, who knows who's been dipping their used knife into it. Strange that you still get the individual wrapped butters for room service. Another chip away at more cut backs, no doubt using the old "environment" as an excuse. Face flannels are no longer provided in the bathrooms either, you have to request them, which I did and was supplied each day, and I'm still alive . Probably to do with hygiene. So does that mean we will soon have to supply our own towels as well!

Will be interesting to see what the latest cut back brain storming has produced on our next cruise next year.

Keep it up P&O and you will be losing another customer.

[Stephen]

Anyone know what has happened to onelife. He hasn't been on the forum for sometime now.

[Manoverboard]

Anyone know what has happened to onelife. He hasn't been on the forum for sometime now.

Perhaps Mrs O'Life has withdrawn privileges …..

[Stephen]

You mean 'pulled the plug'

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or hidden the corkscrew?

[Jan Rosser]

He may have won on the gee gees and sailed off into the sunset on his own cruise ship

[Stephen]

He may have won on the gee gees and sailed off into the sunset on his own cruise ship

More like he's on the kiddies boating lake.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or maybe he's hiding out with Cubie. Hope he's okay.

[Manoverboard]

He'll be keeping a beady eye on us just to make sure we don't go off on Topic …

[Stephen]

He'll be keeping a beady eye on us just to make sure we don't go off on Topic …

Perish the thought

[Happydays]

Have been through the Mills this weekend, I fell on Saturday morning and to cut the story short I have broken my right wrist and I'm right handed!! Now have a plaster cast on, it's very awkward to say the least being polite but try just cleaning your teeth Return to the clinic on Tuesday for another x-ray.
We are due to go on our Princess cruise (Australia) six weeks on Friday
On the plus side my husband is having to do more

[Manoverboard]

so …. you mean that he has to clean his teeth twice

[Stephen]

Sorry to hear of your predicament Happydays. Try taking more water with it next time

Hope it all heals soon

[Manoverboard]

Anyone know what has happened to onelife. He hasn't been on the forum for sometime now.

An Official Update

OL has outsourced the manufacture of his chocolates to China but has unfortunately met with violent opposition from a local Tong Branch based in Ludlow. Medical investigations presently indicates significant damage to his back and hips. Hospitalisation cannot therefore be ruled out but in spite of being in considerable pain our little soldier is presently in good spirits although funds, he reluctantly advises, are somewhat stretched.

ps …. I made up the part about the Chinese connection and the chocolates

[Stephen]

Anyone know what has happened to onelife. He hasn't been on the forum for sometime now.

An Official Update

OL has outsourced the manufacture of his chocolates to China but has unfortunately met with violent opposition from a local Tong Branch based in Ludlow. Medical investigations presently indicates significant damage to his back and hips. Hospitalisation cannot therefore be ruled out but in spite of being in considerable pain our little soldier is presently in good spirits although funds, he reluctantly advises, are somewhat stretched.

ps …. I made up the part about the Chinese connection and the chocolates

I'm not so sure, knowing Mr Cadbury as I do I wouldn't put it past him.

Hope the old boy is on the mend soon

[Happydays]

Something unusual is happening, my husband is doing the ironing broken wrist still mending

[Stephen]

You wouldn't be milking it a wee bit by any chance

[Mervyn and Trish]

You wait till he breaks a nail and you have to service the car......

[Stephen]

You wait till he breaks a nail and you have to service the car......

.....for the next five years

[Happydays]

Car goes into the garage! In fact that was done two weeks ago

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don't worry he'll find something.

[Stephen]

Wet and miserable here. The weather isn't much better either

[Manoverboard]

Best part of the day now .... constant drizzle

[Stephen]

The log burner will be getting lit very soon

[Mervyn and Trish]

Has Mrs S chopped enough logs to see you through this winter?