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Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Sep 2019, 10:20

This is the level of intelligence we can expect if labour by some miracle got into power.

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Jeremy Corbyn asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient organisation? Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jeremy Corbyn then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch me and listen" The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Prince Charles in here, would you?"
Prince Charles walked into the room and said, "Yes, Mother? The Queen smiled and said to Charles, "Answer me this please Charles. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Prince Charles answered "That would be me." "Yes, very good!" Said the Queen. Ah ha I get it said Jeremy, thank you Ma'am. And in a great rush he left.
Corbyn went back to Parliament and decided to ask Diane Abbott the same question. "Diane, answer this for me." "Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Abbott. And then in true Diane Abbott style she went on to say. "Let me get back to you on that one." She went to her advisers and asked everyone, but none could give her an answer.
Frustrated, Diane went for a coffee and met Nigel Farage. "Nigel, see if you can answer this question." "Yes Diane" replied Nigel. "Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Farage immediately answered, "That's easy, it's me!" Abbott grinned, and said, "Good answer Nigel, I see it all now!"
Abbott then, went back to find Corbyn and said to him; "Jeremy, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle." "If your mother and father have a child who is not your brother or your sister, the child is Nigel Farage!" Corbyn went red in the face, got up, stomped over to Abbott, and yelled in her face, "No! You bloody idiot! It's Prince Charles!

. . . AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHY LABOUR IS DOING SO BADLY

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 04 Sep 2019, 11:27

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Sep 2019, 11:52

Good one Ray

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 04 Sep 2019, 13:24

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Unread post by **screwy** » 04 Sep 2019, 13:36

Mind,listening to remainers bleating makes me sleepy too.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 04 Sep 2019, 14:06

I thought it was disgraceful yesterday. Supposed to be a major crisis but the benches were half empty for a lot of the time.

Unread post by **screwy** » 04 Sep 2019, 14:19

The Scottish Judge has dismissed claims that Prorogation was illegal, of course it's being appealed.! hope this is not my money being used.?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Sep 2019, 14:32

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 04 Sep 2019, 14:06
I thought it was disgraceful yesterday. Supposed to be a major crisis but the benches were half empty for a lot of the time.

Was that before or after Boris got his sacking stick out.

Unread post by **barney** » 04 Sep 2019, 15:02

screwy wrote: 04 Sep 2019, 14:19
The Scottish Judge has dismissed claims that Prorogation was illegal, of course it's being appealed.! hope this is not my money being used.?

It will end up at the European Court of Justice screwy.
They have the ultimate jurastiction.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 04 Sep 2019, 19:15

I wonder why the Scottish courts? It's the UK government.

Unread post by **screwy** » 04 Sep 2019, 19:32

Miller and Major trying their luck tomorrow.

Unread post by **barney** » 05 Sep 2019, 07:59

Irrelevant now as the No Deal Bill will be passed on Monday.

Johnson has been well and truly scuppered in his plan.

All that now remains is for the electorate to decide whether they want to change this parliament.

It's make your mind up time folks.

Will Tory remainists vote for their leave mp?
Will Labour leavers vote for their remain mp?

Will Lib dems and Brexit clean up ?

Unread post by **towny44** » 05 Sep 2019, 08:58

barney wrote: 05 Sep 2019, 07:59
Irrelevant now as the No Deal Bill will be passed on Monday.

Johnson has been well and truly scuppered in his plan.

All that now remains is for the electorate to decide whether they want to change this parliament.

It's make your mind up time folks.

Will Tory remainists vote for their leave mp?
Will Labour leavers vote for their remain mp?

Will Lib dems and Brexit clean up ?

Don't miss next weeks exciting episode of Brexit balls up!

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 05 Sep 2019, 09:10

I welcome a general election and the opportunity it presents to oust the likes of Soubry, Gauke, Grieve & Co. If their constituents are happy with them then so be it and unlike the Remoaners I would accept the result - I won't be leaving the forum, I won't be taking up a megaphone outside Westminster nor parading around London with a flag. However if anybody thinks a No Deal Brexit will be bad it will be as nothing if Corbyn along with his Metropolitan colleagues on the front bench and his Marxist friends get in.
Interesting times ahead and the Brexit Party could play a significant role.

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 05 Sep 2019, 09:16

Nige was on BBC's Breakfast program this morning and said he would agree to an election pact with the Tories if Bojo agrees to a No Deal exit from the EU.

….and yes it is possible because the next Parliament can throw out the ' No Deal ' legislation and simply leave.

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 05 Sep 2019, 10:57

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Sep 2019, 12:28

It does make you wonder why we have a PM, as their authority is constantly undermined. What a shambles.

Churchill would turn in his grave if he could see what things have come to.

Unread post by **david63** » 05 Sep 2019, 13:05

Stephen wrote: 05 Sep 2019, 12:28
Churchill would turn in his grave if he could see what things have come to.

If Churchill was still around we would not be in this mess!!

Unread post by **screwy** » 05 Sep 2019, 13:09

Guy Fawkes.....all is forgiven.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Sep 2019, 14:51

david63 wrote: 05 Sep 2019, 13:05

Stephen wrote: 05 Sep 2019, 12:28
Churchill would turn in his grave if he could see what things have come to.
If Churchill was still around we would not be in this mess!!

How true.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 05 Sep 2019, 17:33

I have to renew my previous prediction.

Corbyn wins election.

Brexit cancelled.

Riots on streets, which Abbott as Home Secretary has to deal with, which will be interesting as she supports the right to protest.

Labour crashes economy in a way which would make No Deal look like a positive opportunity.

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 05 Sep 2019, 17:46

What a cheerful chappie you are …...

Unread post by **towny44** » 05 Sep 2019, 18:08

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 05 Sep 2019, 17:33
I have to renew my previous prediction.

Corbyn wins election.

Brexit cancelled.

Riots on streets, which Abbott as Home Secretary has to deal with, which will be interesting as she supports the right to protest.

Labour crashes economy in a way which would make No Deal look like a positive opportunity.

You've been listening to too much Laura kuenssberg.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 05 Sep 2019, 21:03

I predicted it here months ago.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 05 Sep 2019, 21:38

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