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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I went out with my girlfriend to a fancy restaurant last night and she kept insisting on paying for the meal.
I said, "Don't be stupid, we're half way down the road now. Just keep running!!
I said, "Don't be stupid, we're half way down the road now. Just keep running!!
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I went to the local immigration centre today, or as its normally called the doctor’s surgery
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Stephen
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Stephen
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A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Good one StephenStephen wrote: 11 Oct 2019, 11:52A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
I was taught to be cautious
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Ryanair.
The only airline that charges pilots for having a window seat.
The only airline that charges pilots for having a window seat.
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oldbluefox
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Test Time.
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION
You are in England, York to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.
Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.
THE TEST
Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is... It's Jeremy Corbyn.
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
You can save the life of Jeremy Corbyn or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men
THE QUESTION
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...
Would you select high contrast colour, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?..
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION
You are in England, York to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.
Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.
THE TEST
Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is... It's Jeremy Corbyn.
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
You can save the life of Jeremy Corbyn or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men
THE QUESTION
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...
Would you select high contrast colour, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?..
I was taught to be cautious
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Stephen
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Stephen
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gfwgfw
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. . . . . and outside toiletsStephen wrote: 11 Oct 2019, 16:59Ryanair.
The only airline that charges pilots for having a window seat.
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas 
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Stephen
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Good to hear from you Graham. Hope you are keeping well.