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Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 08:36

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 08:37

Paedophile Richard Huckle stabbed to death at Full Sutton Prison.
The Police say it’s the worst case of suicide they have seen

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 08:38

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 08:39

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years... The hitman says "It'll be a quick kill, I'll shoot her just below the left tit"...
The husband says "I want her dead, not kneecapped!"

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 12:11

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 12:15

My grandfather just died. In a way I'm quite proud of him. He died having sex with my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on. Anyways my grandma said 'We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday because he could use the church bells to pace himself'. I think he would be alive today if an icecream van hadn't gone past.'

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 15:33

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Oct 2019, 15:34

My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

"A power cut" ....was apparently the wrong answer!

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