It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Sad, sad people who are setting off fireworks in the middle of October.
One frightened the dog so much it ran up the Xmas tree!
One frightened the dog so much it ran up the Xmas tree!
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I met a girl in the park the other day there was a real spark between us, she immediately dropped to the floor and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love i thought these Taser guns are well worth the money.
As we lay making love i thought these Taser guns are well worth the money.
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious.. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'
'What skill?' yelled Paddy.. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious.. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'
'What skill?' yelled Paddy.. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'
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Stephen
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I pushed the boat out on my wife's birthday.
She should be in the middle of the North Sea by the time the sleeping tablets wear off.
She should be in the middle of the North Sea by the time the sleeping tablets wear off.