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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 08:51

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 08:51

My motto is : "If you can't beat them, what's the point of becoming a teacher?"

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 08:52

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 08:53

Someone suggested getting a stripper for my wife's 60th birthday. What a fantastic idea that turned out to be.

She only has the paper to hang now.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 10:59

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 11:01

A man is sending his young daughter to bed one night.
After saying goodnight, the little girl says, "Daddy, I really wish that I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the man says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
The confused little girls ask, "I do?"
The man replies, "Sure. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl thinks for a few moments and says, "You mean like my other daddy does?"

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 15 Nov 2019, 11:02

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 12:01

"Where is your air line mate?" I asked the attendant in a petrol station

"Airline, we ain't even got a bus station" he replied

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 12:02

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Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Nov 2019, 13:31

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Nov 2019, 13:32

Stephen wrote: 15 Nov 2019, 10:59
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lol

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 13:50

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 13:51

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 16:06

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Nov 2019, 16:11

The oldn's are bestn's

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Road show.
The presenter said, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century.

Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks!" Paddy replied

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 16 Nov 2019, 14:27

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 20 Nov 2019, 17:32

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Nov 2019, 18:26

Good one Merv

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