Christmas lights

[Onelife]

With the help of my daughter l've managed to get our Christmas lights up this year and they look fantastic. As you know l don't do tacky, so we have no flashing lights (just white static lights) or Santa's climbing up the walls, although we have splashed out on a snow projector (hai hai) which illuminates a large yew tree in the back garden. I was a little hesitant in purchasing as most of these projectors get mixed reviews. Sure enough the remote control didn't work but the manual control did so we have stuck with it......fingers crossed that it sees the Christmas period out but l'm very pleased with the results so far. That being said we have only tested them as the big turn on is the 7th Dec.....l'm just trying to think of a celebrity to do the honours.....any ideas?

Bit early to wish you all a Happy Cristmas but hey! Happy Christmas to one and all.

Keith


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[david63]

Bit late aren't you Keefy? Had my lights up since last Friday and the switch on was 1st December

[Onelife]

Hi David...its my daughters Birthday on the 7th so our lights never get turned on till the evening of the 7th....well for the past 22 years they haven't.

[Stephen]

With the help of my daughter l've managed to get our Christmas lights up this year and they look fantastic. As you know l don't do tacky, so we have no flashing lights (just white static lights) or Santa's climbing up the walls, although we have splashed out on a snow projector (hai hai) which illuminates a large yew tree in the back garden. I was a little hesitant in purchasing as most of these projectors get mixed reviews. Sure enough the remote control didn't work but the manual control did so we have stuck with it......fingers crossed that it sees the Christmas period out but l'm very pleased with the results so far. That being said we have only tested them as the big turn on is the 7th Dec.....l'm just trying to think of a celebrity to do the honours.....any ideas?

Bit early to wish you all a Happy Cristmas but hey! Happy Christmas to one and all.

Keith


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I'm available for a fee.

[david63]

I'm available for a fee.

The most you are likely to get is a box of Keefy's stale chocolates

[Onelife]

With the help of my daughter l've managed to get our Christmas lights up this year and they look fantastic. As you know l don't do tacky, so we have no flashing lights (just white static lights) or Santa's climbing up the walls, although we have splashed out on a snow projector (hai hai) which illuminates a large yew tree in the back garden. I was a little hesitant in purchasing as most of these projectors get mixed reviews. Sure enough the remote control didn't work but the manual control did so we have stuck with it......fingers crossed that it sees the Christmas period out but l'm very pleased with the results so far. That being said we have only tested them as the big turn on is the 7th Dec.....l'm just trying to think of a celebrity to do the honours.....any ideas?

Bit early to wish you all a Happy Cristmas but hey! Happy Christmas to one and all.

Keith

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I'm available for a fee.

It's the time of giving you tight git :lol

[Stephen]

Well, give me my fee and we'll say no more about it.

[towny44]

Well, give me my fee and we'll say no more about it.

It's Corbyn you need to approach for handouts Stephen, Keefie's only good for CGI chocolates.

[Mervyn and Trish]

If Corbyn promises free chocolates for pensioners he's got my vote. Bu**er the economy.

[Stephen]

He can offer whatever he likes. As a once, maybe still a IRA/terrorist supporter hell never get my vote.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Me too. Except for the chocolate. ......

[Ray B]

Keefy expecting large crowds for the big switch on the 7th?

[Stephen]

Of , and that's probably a rental

[Frank Manning]

You need a jolly benevolent red gentleman with a beard, he's bound to give momentum to the proceedings. Alternative extremist nutters are available.

[Manoverboard]

Just ordered one's Christmas lights from Amazon … decided on one red one and one green one.

[Stephen]

Just ordered one's Christmas lights from Amazon … decided on one red one and one green one.

Pushing the boat out this year then.

[Manoverboard]

Absolutely …. one for the Port side and one for Starboard

[Stephen]

Won't that be a bit risky in the bath.