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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 08:10

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 08:11

We were driving down the M1 when I said "I think those people in the car next to us are from wales",

"Why do you think that?" she said. "well , the kids are writing on the window and it says "stit ruoy su wohs".

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 08:12

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 08:13

Dead simple this.
If your chromosomes are xx you're a woman.
If they are xy you're a man.
If they are x your name is Malcolm.
If they are xxx you have just signed a birthday card.
xo you're a chinese sauce.
x=y2 you're a conundrum.

My wife's chromosomes are oxo that's because she's a bit of a cow.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 12:38

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 12:41

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 15:36

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jan 2020, 15:37

My new years resolution is to not have intercourse with supermodels.

Unread post by **Kendhni** » 04 Jan 2020, 06:31

Stephen wrote: 03 Jan 2020, 15:37
My new years resolution is to not have intercourse with supermodels.

Does that mean I can park my Lambo near your house again without its exhaust pipe being deflowered.

Unread post by **towny44** » 04 Jan 2020, 10:21

Stephen wrote: 03 Jan 2020, 15:37
My new years resolution is to not have intercourse with supermodels.

That should be easy to keep!!!!!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Jan 2020, 10:52

towny44 wrote: 04 Jan 2020, 10:21

Stephen wrote: 03 Jan 2020, 15:37
My new years resolution is to not have intercourse with supermodels.
That should be easy to keep!!!!!

Not as easy as you. Your idea of a supermodel Oop North is Nora Batty

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 04 Jan 2020, 13:51

Even Nora tries to avoid Towny at the Darby and Joan Club.

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 04 Jan 2020, 13:58

Praps that BIG BIRD in the Café at Holmfirth is more to Towny's taste …. just saying

Unread post by **towny44** » 04 Jan 2020, 15:37

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 04 Jan 2020, 13:51
Even Nora tries to avoid Towny at the Darby and Joan Club.

I did once know a Nora in my youth, she was the tea lady at the electricity board where I first worked. She was a miserable soul and was known as Nora never smile.

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