The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

All sorted.

It was playing silly bu99ers. After doing three re-tunes all is working as it should.

Another few hundred pound saved

Excellent. Just pop it in the post.

The cheque is bouncing its way to you as we speak.

[Happydays]

It's thick fog and frost here tonight

[Stephen]

It's thick fog and frost here tonight

What is fog and frost.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Foggy was a character in Last of the Summer Wine, Frosty is a breakfast cereal.

[Manoverboard]

or ....

Fogg was a character in ' Around the World in 80 days ' and Frost is a detective .

[Stephen]

Nothing to do with weather then. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Happydays]

Definitely to do with the weather but it's now a grey dismal day but no fog and the frost/black ice has melted

[Stephen]

Just putting the sunloungers away

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can I have the towel I put out before breakfast back?

[Stephen]

Sorry mate, the cats laying on it

[Happydays]

They like their comfort

[Stephen]

They sure do. They'd look comfortable on a bed of nails

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do they save those while they go for lunch?

[Stephen]

I'd like to be a fly on the wall at Sandringham today.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Orrrrf with his head!

[Manoverboard]

He's a bit of a tswat in any event …. just saying

[Stephen]

That's what happens when you marry out of your own. She's ruined him and then bu99ered off back to yanksville to avoid the flak.

[towny44]

If Phil is there he'll never cope with the satellite delay from Canada.

[Stephen]

I doubt he's remotely interested. He'll be tucked up in his lodge.

[Happydays]

Getting an eye test tomorrow, probably need new glasses

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've got a root canal to look forward to.

[Happydays]

I've got a root canal to look forward to.

I've had that done a few times!

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's my second

[towny44]

It's my second

That's a bit greedy.

[Stephen]

Getting an eye test tomorrow, probably need new glasses

Just the one eye, I normally get both done