It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Fair play Harry, you do what you need to do, it’s yours and your families lives .
Don’t worry about what your dad thinks or Prince Charles for that matter.
Don’t worry about what your dad thinks or Prince Charles for that matter.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
If you want to learn the secret of safe careful driving, spend thirty pounds on a Chinese takeaway and put it on your passenger seat
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1, you have to be single and
2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Trevor and I'm going to a fancy dress party.'
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1, you have to be single and
2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Trevor and I'm going to a fancy dress party.'
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Many are fearful that The Queen's relationship with Megan Markle will now deteriorate significantly, similar to that with the late Lady Diana. However, others close to Her Majesty are much more optimistic though.
Sources within The Palace confirm that meetings have been held with senior royals and MI5 to resolve the problem, with Prince Philip now regularly muttering that Megan will soon "see the light"..
Sources within The Palace confirm that meetings have been held with senior royals and MI5 to resolve the problem, with Prince Philip now regularly muttering that Megan will soon "see the light"..
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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Ray Scully
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Stephen
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Ray Scully
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
There’s finally hope for the critically ill! The Münster University Hospital has set up an intensive care unit exclusively for the treatment of male patients suffering from coughs, colds, or even both. A specially trained team provides 24/7 care.
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Stephen
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Mervyn and Trish
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Apparently there is a cure for dyslexia.
Music to my a*se!
Music to my a*se!