The Children's Off Topic Thread

[towny44]

Not sure whether it is the longer days, Brexit completion or the fact our next cruise is getting closer, but I am certainly feeling much more uplifted.

[Stephen]

That'll be that new bra you brought John

[Mervyn and Trish]

Another trip to Oxfam!

[Stephen]

Lovely sunny morning here.
Our cruise is getting nearer too, but not getting excited about it. Probably because I'm a miserable git

We normally stop around the outskirts of Southampton the night before but the prices are silly money so will probably travel down on the day. Being a Sunday it should be fairly quiet on the roads.

[towny44]

Lovely sunny morning here.
Our cruise is getting nearer too, but not getting excited about it. Probably because I'm a miserable git

We would never have guessed that Stephen!

[Stephen]

Just had the final payment of balance reminder for our next nautical jaunt.....gulp.

I'll forward that onto my financial advisor......the boss

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll take it off your hands for a 50% discount if you're short....

[Stephen]

I'll take it off your hands for a 50% discount if you're short....

I'm 6ft tall so I'm ok. But thanks for the thought.

[Stephen]

Up to 58mph winds now reported for us on Sunday.

Batten down the hatches

[Mervyn and Trish]

Put you name and address on your shed so they know where to send it back to when it blows away.

[Manoverboard]

No chance … I'm hoping the shed down by the crossroads blows into our garden cos it's nicer and more expensive than ours.

[Stephen]

I think that dent in our old car might be getting fixed soon

[Mervyn and Trish]

My old slightly rotted brand new fence panels might need replacement

[Stephen]

Now showing 63mph winds by early afternoon tomorrow.

[towny44]

I suspect my old neglected hut which has lots of holes in it might succumb to Ciara's devastating charms.

[Stephen]

I suspect my old neglected hut which has lots of holes in it might succumb to Ciara's devastating charms.

Claim form and pen at the ready.

[Stephen]

That's another one just booked

[towny44]

What's that hut or cruise?

[Stephen]

hut......on a cruise.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You old spendthrift you

[Stephen]

It'll be our 40th WA while we're away so thought she'd better treat me. I was happy with a toasted bacon sarny, but she would insist

[Manoverboard]

You're not going to Northern Italy …. are you

[towny44]

Italy should be cheap and comes with free issue face masks!

[Manoverboard]

Cant eat a bacon sarnie wearing a face mask … just saying

[Stephen]

You're not going to Northern Italy …. are you

In a word...no.

By 2021 the virus should be well and truly gone or we're all dead.