It's Friday Fun Time
Introducing.....
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
Introducing.....
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
What's the best way to quit being vegan?
Cold turkey.
Cold turkey.
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
We were arguing all day about what to call a medieval soldier.
But then it got late, so we called it a knight.
But then it got late, so we called it a knight.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Heavy snowflakes forecast for Bristol Friday afternoon.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Thank you BBC news for showing me how to wash my hands.
Up until now I've just been using battery acid and rough sandpaper..
Well done BBC - another winner.
Up until now I've just been using battery acid and rough sandpaper..
Well done BBC - another winner.
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gfwgfw
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Why did the wee yellow submarine turn red
Cuz he saw the Queens bottom
Cuz he saw the Queens bottom
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas 
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Onelife
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over.
“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face.
“Actually, no,” the bartender smiles.
“Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” he manages to ask.“Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.
“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face.
“Actually, no,” the bartender smiles.
“Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” he manages to ask.“Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I was watching the news last night and it said there would be some flash photography.
Well I'm no cameraman but it looked pretty ordinary to me.
Well I'm no cameraman but it looked pretty ordinary to me.
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Stephen
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towny44
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Stephen
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I've met Merv and he doesn't look that good. 
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I've met him too and you're right...
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Not so ancient mariner
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do realise that virus protection simply won't work, don't you....... It's a 2003 version of the program, which will confer absolutely no protection against a virus that didn't emerge until 2019!