The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Manoverboard]

You're not going to Northern Italy …. are you

In a word...no.

By 2021 the virus should be well and truly gone or we're all dead.

There could be another deadly virus in Italy during 2021 … just saying

[Stephen]

The Moby d**k sick virus

[Manoverboard]

Now that would be a real whale of a virus

[Stephen]

Quiet on here today.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Shhhh. I'm having a kip after my early start

[Stephen]

You got a paper round now

[towny44]

My smart meter display says that both my gas and electric tariffs are 0p per kWh from today. Do you think Eon will honour this?

[Stephen]

Take pictures

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well I'll say this for Scottish Power. They sent our final bills pretty quickly after we switched.

Then they sent us an email about future changes to our tariff! Right hand - left hand!

[towny44]

Just watched the latest finger licking good KFC advert seems rather out of place in view of the Covd19 advice not to put our fingers near our mouth!

[Stephen]

Probably a Midlands/Northern advert only.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think KFC kills all living organisms

[Stephen]

KFC in a bucket. Guess what the bucket is used for

[Not so ancient mariner]

We used to call it KFP (P standing for pigeon) on account of the small portion sizes, but it's probably 20 years (at least) since i last had any.

[towny44]

We used to call it KFP (P standing for pigeon) on account of the small portion sizes, but it's probably 20 years (at least) since i last had any.

Where have you been NOTSO, we have missed you?

[Stephen]

The dip stick admitted to driving while using his phone, which may be allowed in China. If he's got any sense he'll tell the insurance company he had a sudden onset of Coronavirus

https://www.ladbible.com/news/viral-man ... FPD6FD8Mus

[Stephen]

Just heard the ice cream van and said to Mrs S, "he's hopeful". Quick as flash she replied "perhaps he's selling toilet rolls"

[Mervyn and Trish]

So we all know what a number 2 is. What does that make a 99?

[Stephen]

The mind boggles.

[Stephen]

Just been sunbathing while enjoying a pint in glorious Devon

[towny44]

Been trying to "Pause" my Sky Sports subscription until sport returns, but all I get is that annoying little three quarter circle spinning around indefinitely, I wonder if it will ever complete the action?

[Stephen]

Know how you feel John. The internet is very hit and miss here in the outback.

[towny44]

My internet is superfast, however I suspect that Sky are doing something to prevent the mass exodus of Sky Sports subscribers, can't say I blame them, just wish I had got mine paused before they hit the panic button.

[Stephen]

looks like we're in for a nice day today

[towny44]

After failing to pause my Sky Sports payments on line yesterday I managed it over the phone quite quickly this morning. The recorded message said that wait times were an hour, but as a VIP subscriber I got straight through after about 2 minutes of button pressing and listening to various recorded messages.