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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 08:49

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 08:50

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 08:51

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 08:51

Morrisons today, no toilet roll at all.
Went to customer services and asked them if there was any at all in store.
I got a firm 'NO' and a filthy look, then a threat to call security.
It was an embarrassing walk back to the toilets with my trousers and pants round my ankles......

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 13:13

I was getting worried with all these news articles about panic buying so I've done 3 trips to Tesco today; filled 2 freezers to the brim, crammed the the fridge and the cupboards solid then filled the back bedroom with bleach and bog rolls. At least the panic buyers won't get it all

Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 13:15

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 13:22

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 13 Mar 2020, 16:55

When does the rioting and looting start?... asking for a friend.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 13 Mar 2020, 17:18

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Mar 2020, 11:09

50 Shades of Grey for Seniors

Back and forth. . . In and out. . . In and out . . . A little to the right. . A little to the left . . . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . Between her breasts. . And, trickling down the small of her back. . . She was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy. . . With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . Forwards then backwards. . Forward then backward. Again. . . And again. . . Her heart was pounding now. . . Her face was flushed . . . She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . Finally . . . Totally exhausted . She let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Mar 2020, 12:04

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 15 Mar 2020, 11:09
50 Shades of Grey for Seniors

Back and forth. . . In and out. . . In and out . . . A little to the right. . A little to the left . . . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . Between her breasts. . And, trickling down the small of her back. . . She was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy. . . With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . Forwards then backwards. . Forward then backward. Again. . . And again. . . Her heart was pounding now. . . Her face was flushed . . . She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . Finally . . . Totally exhausted . She let out a piercing scream . . . . "OK, OK, you smug B*****d, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

That's what's known as a anticlimax

Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Mar 2020, 12:37

Stephen wrote: 13 Mar 2020, 08:51
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But hopefully........STAYING ALIVE!!!!

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 15 Mar 2020, 22:03

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 17 Mar 2020, 17:09

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Mar 2020, 13:14

I live in a quiet village but yesterday a guy drove his tractor down the main street, blowing the horn and yelling "The end of the world is nigh" at the top of his voice.
Apparently that's what Farmer Geddon is like.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Mar 2020, 17:33

I've been self oscillating for 3 days now. It's not too bad overall but it has it's ups and downs.

Unread post by **towny44** » 19 Mar 2020, 18:34

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 19 Mar 2020, 17:33
I've been self oscillating for 3 days now. It's not too bad overall but it has it's ups and downs.

Is the cable car still running then Merv?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Mar 2020, 20:57

No. Not much else either. I'll be passing through GOC on Saturday night as our re-arranged flight to East Midlands actually lands in Newcastle

Unread post by **towny44** » 19 Mar 2020, 22:42

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 19 Mar 2020, 20:57
No. Not much else either. I'll be passing through GOC on Saturday night as our re-arranged flight to East Midlands actually lands in Newcastle

Shame you will miss our glorious countryside if it's dark, of course you could be delayed then you could get to see it on Sunday morning!

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