Coronavirus - Self isolation - Tips

[Stephen]

Just as I guessed Merv. A wrong'n

Are you back in Blighty yet.

[Manoverboard]

Between the gasworks and the glue factory. Just ask at thw local nick. He's very well known

… but do remember to turn left just before the abattoir or you will drive over the broken bridge into the river

[Stephen]

Is that before or after the nuclear power plant that had the melt down.

[Stephen]

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[Happydays]

I went to Morrisons today for my weekly shopping, my goodness I couldn't believe my eyes the amount empty shelves. Even dog food and cat litter!! Instead of getting what was on my list it was a case of buying what you could and this is just the start I did manage to get a couple of red wine bottles and some chocolate ha ha

[Stephen]

I went to Morrisons today for my weekly shopping, my goodness I couldn't believe my eyes the amount empty shelves. Even dog food and cat litter!! Instead of getting what was on my list it was a case of buying what you could and this is just the start I did manage to get a couple of red wine bottles and some chocolate ha ha

Priorities

[Manoverboard]

Is that before or after the nuclear power plant that had the melt down.

Nah, all that stuff is many miles away, in the South of the County.

In fact most of the early prototype nuclear power stations were built in Winfrith Newburgh … you're not going there are you

[Stephen]

Is that before or after the nuclear power plant that had the melt down.

Nah, all that stuff is many miles away, in the South of the County.

In fact most of the early prototype nuclear power stations were built in Winfrith Newburgh … you're not going there are you

Not likely. I've heard they're a funny lot over there. Where is it you live?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just as I guessed Merv. A wrong'n

Are you back in Blighty yet.

Hopefully Saturday

[Manoverboard]

Is that before or after the nuclear power plant that had the melt down.

Nah, all that stuff is many miles away, in the South of the County.

In fact most of the early prototype nuclear power stations were built in Winfrith Newburgh … you're not going there are you

Not likely. I've heard they're a funny lot over there. Where is it you live?

Near another funny lot in Ardy Country … they says therabouts that yon Father shouldn't marry his Sister nor his Daughter but some didn't take any notice ….. just saying.

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[Stephen]

This says it all, you selfish bas*tards

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[barney]

Decided not to listen to Government advice or 111, because Sandra on Facebook who lives next door but one, turns out to be a microbiologist, national economical expert, housing advisor, mortgage guru, GP and national pandemic specialist .... who’d have thought eh?
Only last week she was a full time mummy selling bath bombs on Facebook! ... Goes to show, never judge a book by its cover..!

The West Country tourism board is actually asking you contaminated South Easterners not to come down now Stephen .
All over the local news down here.

We have friends with two holiday cottages in a place called Frithelstockstone and they have been inundated with enquiries from London.
They have turned them all down.




Ps. Coming your way tomorrow for a week...with germs . But you'll be safe enough barney as we are staying in East Devon. ...yes I know "and we can stay there too"

[Stephen]

Too late barney

[barney]

stay safe mate and keep away from the carrot crunchers

[Stephen]

I'm not going anywhere near Darzet. Too risky.

[Manoverboard]

I'm not going anywhere near Darzet. Too risky.

Thank you kindly for that

The Darzet ( not including Bournemouth, Poole and Christchurch ) catchment area like wot we live in doesn't have a single case and we don't need grockles coming in from the Sarf East and killing off our old folk … barricades are being built as I write, Oh yes

[Gill W]

Don’t let them in from Hampshire, when I looked yesterday they had the highest amount of infections

[Mervyn and Trish]

Eh? I thought that was London and West Midlands. Has Hampshire had a spurt?

[oldbluefox]

Just don't think you can come up here either. We've enough with the Scousers and the Mancs.

[Frank Manning]

I'm not going anywhere near Darzet. Too risky.

The only reason its risky for you boy, is because true Dorset people believe that "world ends at Shaftesbury common look", so you'm be an alien. They do say them aliens are all outside the gumption line anyway; no gumption. They do drink stuff called woyne 'stead o' beer.

[screwy]

Just don't think you can come up here either. We've enough with the Scousers and the Mancs.

Ok, careful now..

[Stephen]

I'm not going anywhere near Darzet. Too risky.

Thank you kindly for that

The Darzet ( not including Bournemouth, Poole and Christchurch ) catchment area like wot we live in doesn't have a single case and we don't need grockles coming in from the Sarf East and killing off our old folk … barricades are being built as I write, Oh yes

Lock up your women as well

[Onelife]

I'm not going anywhere near Darzet. Too risky.

Thank you kindly for that

The Darzet ( not including Bournemouth, Poole and Christchurch ) catchment area like wot we live in doesn't have a single case and we don't need grockles coming in from the Sarf East and killing off our old folk … barricades are being built as I write, Oh yes

Lock up your women as well

It might be wise to lock up the family pets as well Mob if Stephen is in the vicinity

[Onelife]

I think the Government should stop sending out mixed messages......so children can go to the park but should keep their distance from each other.....Yeah right! ......and they will sanitise every piece of playground equipment they play on no doubt??? Crazy!!!

If they go to the park it should be under supervision of a carer and not be allowed to do their own thing as will be the case in most parks/estate playgrounds if unsupervised.

[towny44]

I think the Government should stop sending out mixed messages......so children can go to the park but should keep their distance from each other.....Yeah right! ......and they will sanitise every piece of playground equipment they play on no doubt??? Crazy!!!

If they go to the park it should be under supervision of a carer and not be allowed to do their own thing as will be the case in most parks/estate playgrounds if unsupervised.

What is your beef with the Govt Keefie, are you still mad at them for shutting down horse racing?