It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Keyworker (noun), definition:
A person whose work is overlooked and undervalued, until the sh*t hits the fan.
A person whose work is overlooked and undervalued, until the sh*t hits the fan.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Breaking news..
Trump's border wall held firm today as millions of illegal immigrants clamber to seek refuge and a better life back in Mexico.
Trump's border wall held firm today as millions of illegal immigrants clamber to seek refuge and a better life back in Mexico.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Does anyone know if we're allowed to have a shower yet, or do we just keep washing our hands.
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Mervyn and Trish
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I didn't even know my Grandma had a gun until I coughed at her house
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The wife and I have been in lockdown for eight days now.
One thing's for sure, there's no way I'm retiring.
One thing's for sure, there's no way I'm retiring.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Business news...
The makers of Covonia cough syrup are considering a product rebrand.
The makers of Covonia cough syrup are considering a product rebrand.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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towny44
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Hey watch it, that's made in Huddesrfield.Stephen wrote: 03 Apr 2020, 15:03Business news...
The makers of Covonia cough syrup are considering a product rebrand.
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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Stephen
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Send us a bottle John as I've had a Intermittent cough for a couple of weeks now 
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Mervyn and Trish
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SEX AFTER DEATH.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. After a long time together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
"Mary ..Mary "..Is that you John ??
"Yes I've come back like we agreed".
"That's wonderful !!,Whats it like"
"Well i get up in the morning. I have sex.I have breakfast and then its off to the golf course.I have sex again,
bathe in the warm sun,and then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch, another wander around the golf course, then pretty much
have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, its back to the golf course again.
Then its more sex until late at night.I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again.
"Oh John are you in Heaven"
"No ...Im a rabbit in Saltcoats"
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. After a long time together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
"Mary ..Mary "..Is that you John ??
"Yes I've come back like we agreed".
"That's wonderful !!,Whats it like"
"Well i get up in the morning. I have sex.I have breakfast and then its off to the golf course.I have sex again,
bathe in the warm sun,and then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch, another wander around the golf course, then pretty much
have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, its back to the golf course again.
Then its more sex until late at night.I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again.
"Oh John are you in Heaven"
"No ...Im a rabbit in Saltcoats"
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Stephen
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