Phew - what a scorcher!

[Manoverboard]

50p says that Gill had her thermometer upside down. It was actually 08 degs, like the rest of the country

ps ... OL, if not she should be

[Dark Knight]

it is 103 degrees in our south facing conservatory with the heating turned up full and 85 candles going full on

phew what a scorcher

[Stephen]

On the way back from Sainsbugs at High Noon, under glass, the temperature in the car said " 7 " !

Clapppppping hands to keep warm and we only have a few logs left and 225 litres of oil ... it'll be a long cold summer I'm thinking.

I might be able to do you a deal on some logs Moby. Chopped down an old apple tree last week. All stacked nicely in the garage ready for the coming winter......in six months time.

How does £5 a log sound....fair!

[Manoverboard]

Sounds very fair ... coming from you

[Stephen]

Do I detect an air of mistrust in those dulcet tones.

My final offer, 3 logs (bag) for £20. I can't be fairer than that can I