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Bird...If you could be morphed into a bird what would you like to be?

I was sitting in my garden this morning drinking a cuppa capachino watching all the birds going about there business and l thought to myself what kinda bird would l like to be....Well if they could be genetically modified to have the lifespan of let's say a Albatross then my choice would be a House Martin....Their speed and agility is quite an amazing spectacle, and l would get to visit Africa once a year :)

Keep smiling and join in.... :thumbup:
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I think it's time for you meds Keith :D

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Stephen wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:10
I think it's time for you meds Keith :D
He wants to be a bird? Have you ever come across a barking bird? You have now! :lol:

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Next you'll be saying l'm a bit of a dodo :lol:

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Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:13
Next you'll be saying l'm a bit of a dodo :lol:
More like a di* do :D

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A pigeon or a seagull so that I could poop all over their nests. Just had to clean the decking off again. :x :x

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Kenmo1 wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:15
A pigeon or a seagull so that I could poop all over their nests. Just had to clean the decking off again. :x :x

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Decking...................Oooooooo, we're posh :)

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A Hawk so that I can tear to bits the blighters who are using my garage doors for target practice, pooping wise :twisted:
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Stephen wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:15
Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:13
Next you'll be saying l'm a bit of a dodo :lol:
More like a di* do :D
Better than a, bold eagle :D

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Manoverboard wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:20
A Hawk so that I can tear to bits the blighters who are using my garage doors for target practice, pooping wise :twisted:
You're not taking this seriously Mob :lol:

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Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:23
Stephen wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:15
Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:13
Next you'll be saying l'm a bit of a dodo :lol:
More like a di* do :D
Better than a, bold eagle :D
The king of birds..........so watch it pal

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Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:08
l thought to myself what kinda bird would l like to be
No idea but they can give you an operation these days and some hormone tablets that convert you into a bird

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Stephen wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:18
Kenmo1 wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:15
A pigeon or a seagull so that I could poop all over their nests. Just had to clean the decking off again. :x :x

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Posh? Isn't that what yobbos do on a Saturday night out?

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Kendhni wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:50
Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 12:08
l thought to myself what kinda bird would l like to be
No idea but they can give you an operation these days and some hormone tablets that convert you into a bird
I wasn't looking to pull Ken ;)

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Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 13:57
I wasn't looking to pull Ken
It's OK - it's legal these days :lol: :lol:

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david63 wrote: 06 May 2020, 14:00
Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 13:57
I wasn't looking to pull Ken
It's OK - it's legal these days :lol: :lol:
I know......Stephen had it done first :thumbup: :D :lol:

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Hmm, not sure about that...
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Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 14:13
david63 wrote: 06 May 2020, 14:00
Onelife wrote: 06 May 2020, 13:57
I wasn't looking to pull Ken
It's OK - it's legal these days :lol: :lol:
I know......Stephen had it done first :thumbup: :D :lol:
It's Steph-en to you

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Let's get back on topic Steph.

Show us your Tits....

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I thought it was Step Hen .... just saying
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Mervyn and Trish wrote: 07 May 2020, 17:31
Let's get back on topic Steph.

Show us your Tits....

Perv :D

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Manoverboard wrote: 07 May 2020, 17:43
I thought it was Step Hen .... just saying
Cluck off you :D :thumbup:

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Stephen wrote: 07 May 2020, 17:54
Mervyn and Trish wrote: 07 May 2020, 17:31
Let's get back on topic Steph.

Show us your Tits....

Perv :D
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Mervyn and Trish wrote: 07 May 2020, 17:31
Let's get back on topic Steph.

Show us your Tits....
:lol:

That had me peeing myself....Oops!must dash :)

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Well that worked well :lol: ......so how about a bird or animal that best discribes your personality......mine would have to be a kookabara because l always like a good laugh....l can however be a bit grumpy ( if you believe my wife) so Susie the hen would be my back up.

Btw.... l'll keep on coming up with something different until you do join in :thumbup: :D

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