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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 06:58

A young pikey girl was sitting chatting to her mum the night before her wedding.
"I'd like to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to put his prized possession where you pee" said the mum.
"I'm confused mum. Why would he want to put his tarmac rake in the sink?"

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 09:36

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 09:37

"Labour Leader Keir Starmer Appeals To Black People Not To Leave The Party"

Brixton police have condemned this statement as irresponsible.

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 15:16

Ray

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 16:40

Manoverboard wrote: 03 Jul 2020, 16:16
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Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 16:45

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here".

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - "I have a football."

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '£250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this
time?'

Boy - '£750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'

The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a £ 1,000.'

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here'.

The priest says, 'Don't start that sh*t again you little pr*ck, you're in my cupboard now'!!

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 03 Jul 2020, 17:00

Stephen wrote: 03 Jul 2020, 16:40

Manoverboard wrote: 03 Jul 2020, 16:16
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I've got another 60 odd so you may be borrowing a few more yet

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Jul 2020, 17:55

Perv.

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