It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
If Italy attacked France from the rear.
Would Greece help?
Would Greece help?
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
“What would you like?” says the barman.
“What would I like?” says Bob. “A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife.”
“No,” says the barman, patiently. “I meant what do you want?”
“To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!”
“What’s it to be?” says the barman, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don’t care".
"You misunderstand me" says the barman impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink?"
"Oh" says Bob, I see. "Why didn’t you say so? What have you got?"
"Nothing at all" says the barman. "I’m perfectly healthy".
“What would I like?” says Bob. “A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife.”
“No,” says the barman, patiently. “I meant what do you want?”
“To win the lottery, for my mother-in-law to die and for my child to be born healthy!”
“What’s it to be?” says the barman, less patiently.
"A boy or a girl, I don’t care".
"You misunderstand me" says the barman impatiently, "I only asked what you want to drink?"
"Oh" says Bob, I see. "Why didn’t you say so? What have you got?"
"Nothing at all" says the barman. "I’m perfectly healthy".
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Offensive, sexist, misanthropic
But I have to admit, bl***y funny
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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Mervyn and Trish
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Mervyn and Trish
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
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oldbluefox
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Any caravanners on here?
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I was taught to be cautious
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Onelife
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Ah!... that brings back memories as I’ve driven down that mountain road many a time…. I could never understand where the sound of car horns was coming from though 
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
They were just being friendly because they'd come across you before!!! 
I was taught to be cautious
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Onelife
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As are the sheep ....but don't tell Stephen I've said thatoldbluefox wrote: 20 Jul 2020, 20:42They were just being friendly because they'd come across you before!!!
