image21.jpg
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I walked into Subway and said to the cashier, “I’ve just bought a sandwich from you, I took one bite and 2 teeth fell out”
“Maybe you bit down too hard?” she replied
“They’re not my teeth.” I said.
“Maybe you bit down too hard?” she replied
“They’re not my teeth.” I said.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Thought for the day.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My girlfriend just asked me, “when we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”
I said, as you wish fine, and booked it for her.
she's leaving tomorrow ....I'm going 2 months later by plane.
I said, as you wish fine, and booked it for her.
she's leaving tomorrow ....I'm going 2 months later by plane.
-
Manoverboard
- Ex Team Member
- Posts: 13014
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Dorset
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
.
.
.
.
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
-
Ray Scully
- Senior First Officer
- Posts: 2069
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Lancashire
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Same sex marriage?
Hell, I'd be happy with some sex marriage!
Hell, I'd be happy with some sex marriage!
-
Mervyn and Trish
- Commodore
- Posts: 17017
- Joined: February 2013
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
One for Towny....
T'other evenin' me n t' wife were walkin' past this reet swanky restaurant.
“Awww" she sez, "can thee just smell that fodder? It smells proper grand that!”
N' me, being the kind hearted n' generous Yorkshireman that I am, sez, “Tha knows what, it's us special anniversary t'morro' so I'll treat thee t' summat reet grand”.
So I walked 'er past it again!
T'other evenin' me n t' wife were walkin' past this reet swanky restaurant.
“Awww" she sez, "can thee just smell that fodder? It smells proper grand that!”
N' me, being the kind hearted n' generous Yorkshireman that I am, sez, “Tha knows what, it's us special anniversary t'morro' so I'll treat thee t' summat reet grand”.
So I walked 'er past it again!
-
Ray Scully
- Senior First Officer
- Posts: 2069
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Lancashire
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
oldbluefox
- Ex Team Member
- Posts: 12525
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Cumbria
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
I was taught to be cautious