It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
An A*se Hole is usually in charge.
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic..
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
An A*se Hole is usually in charge.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
They say '50 is the new 30'.
I still got three points on my licence though.
I still got three points on my licence though.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
What is Katie Prices favourite drink?
7up in cider
7up in cider
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like somebody's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied, "No........"
She responded, "How about now?"
I replied, "No........"
She responded, "How about now?"
I was taught to be cautious
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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barney
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Re: Mornin All ~~~~ :) ~~~
My wife sent me a text saying “your great”
So, I sent her one back saying “no, you’re great”
She’s now been walking around with a smile on her face.
Should I mention that I was correcting her grammar or just leave it !
So, I sent her one back saying “no, you’re great”
She’s now been walking around with a smile on her face.
Should I mention that I was correcting her grammar or just leave it !
Free and Accepted
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Ray Scully
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Ray Scully
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Will understand if censored
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Stephen
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Stephen
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To the person who stole my glasses! I will find you, I have contacts.
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Ray Scully
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