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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
On Saturday Boris took longer to come out than Phillip Schofield
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Stephen
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Paddy phones the hotel's reception desk and says, "Room 168, could ye please send someone over roit away, I'm having argument wid der woife and she's said she's gonna jump out der window."
The concierge replies, "I'm sorry sir, but we cannot intervene, this seems to be a personal issue."
"Now ye listen to me ye little bollox," yells Paddy, ". . . der fecking window is jammed shut, it's a maintenance issue!"
The concierge replies, "I'm sorry sir, but we cannot intervene, this seems to be a personal issue."
"Now ye listen to me ye little bollox," yells Paddy, ". . . der fecking window is jammed shut, it's a maintenance issue!"
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Apparently, if you can taste paper or cardboard you have the dreaded Covid-19.
Well, I must apologise to my wife for all the insults of her rather bland cooking, it seems I've had this virus for forty three years.
Well, I must apologise to my wife for all the insults of her rather bland cooking, it seems I've had this virus for forty three years.
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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When my wife found out that I'd swapped the bed for a trampoline, she hit the roof !
Free and Accepted
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
For those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has red or blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Anyone heard about this new ‘Migrant diet’ coming over from the continent?
Swimfast.
Swimfast.
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Stephen
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Trump is so worried about losing the election he's had Diane Abbott flown over to help with the count.
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