Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Ditto. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm trying to understand the rules. Is the party at Moby's gaff still on?

[Stephen]

I think so. I hope he's providing quality overnight accommodation.

[Bensham33]

Is it invitation only or can anyone join in.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think it's advertised on Facebook. Just bring a crate of Brown Ale and a big bag of Twiglets and you're in.

[Happydays]

Oh good something to look forward to

[Stephen]

Merv is DJ’ing, I’m running the bar. I’ll try and keep the prices reasonable, but there are overheads of course.

[Manoverboard]

Amazon have just delivered a luxury king size mattress topper for our bed, sadly the other beds have wooden planks only. Full board would therefore have been available on all dates bar Xmas Day but never mind, eh.

[Ray B]

Oh good something to look forward to

Border patrol will stop any ideas of traveling down to Mobys party.

[Stephen]

We’ll all go down under cover. Who’s got a large blanket

[Bensham33]

I couldn't find brown ale at the offie when I looked this morning. I have got two party fours of Watneys Red Barrel in the garage. I've no idea how long they've been there but will they do.

[Ray B]

Give it a try Benham, it was bad in the days when beer was gross so I don't think you'll find it taste any different

[Bensham33]

I'm teetotal.

[Manoverboard]

Paint the fence with it then, it's not fit for much else

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm teetotal.

You'll be okay. There was never much alcohol in Red Barrel

[Ray B]

I still have nightmares remembering that 'Bitter is on the move to Starlight', another Watney concoction. It became stronger when you pi**ed it out.

[Happydays]

I'll just nip in here and take the lead while you lot dither about what to do today .....I know what I'm doing but I'm not telling you at the moment

[towny44]

Well while you dither about telling us your plans HD, I will pop into the lead. Our plans today are to safely, while social distancing, hand over the Christmas presents to our younger son, which should have been shared over Xmas dinner, ah well there's always next year.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wrapping day today.

[towny44]

Wrapping day today.

Left that a bit late Merv, or do you mean that you and Trish will be Rapping around the Christmas tree, maybe you could share that on You Tube!

[Stephen]

I'll just nip in here and take the lead while you lot dither about what to do today .....I know what I'm doing but I'm not telling you at the moment

Aren’t you a bit old for all that now

[Stephen]

My highlight of the day will be telephone appointment this afternoon with the physiotherapist. Oh what fun ...not

[towny44]

My highlight of the day will be telephone appointment this afternoon with the physiotherapist. Oh what fun ...not

Surely you need a video call for that sort of thing?

[Stephen]

Not that I am aware John. It'll probably just be a questions and answer call, probably just asking how things are and possibly what exercises to do. Apart from the discharge letter I got bu99er all when I left hospital.

[towny44]

Not that I am aware John. It'll probably just be a questions and answer call, probably just asking how things are and possibly what exercises to do. Apart from the discharge letter I got bu99er all when I left hospital.

That seems to be the problem if you look reasonably intelligent they assume you will be OK to look after yourself. Maybe next time act a bit dumb and they might send you home with a pretty female physiotherapist.