Anybody wish to buy a little island

[Kendhni]

Some possibilities here

Alternatives may be cyprus or Ireland .. I hear they are going cheap these days

[Silver_Shiney]

Cyprus used to be one of the safest places to visit. Following the collapse of its economy, there may well be bargains to be had in the holiday department - but will travellers find that the crime rate will have increased?

[Manoverboard]

The crime rate is linked to full employment and without that the purchase of a property is a very bad idea as you become the target of their misfortune.

[Boris+]

I don't care where it is - it is a daft idea. What are you supposed to do about stuff like medicare and supplies when the weather is bad?

Em

[paultheeagle]

I think you'll find that it is the Canaries that are going cheap.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I think you'll find that it is the Canaries that are going cheap.

Are you being rude about Norwich again?