I was just browsing on the RSPB website, and someone put the question on there; "Why can't I get birds to eat my fat balls?"
I thought, "Hmmm, it's not just me then!"
A man, a pig and a dog were stranded on a desert island.
One night there was a beautiful sunset and the man started to feel amorous and put his arm around the pig. This upset the dog who growled and snarled and bared its teeth.
A month later there was another shipwreck and a beautiful young lady was washed up on shore.
The man looked after and nursed the young lady back to health.
One night there was a beautiful sunset and the man started to feel amorous. He leant over to the beautiful young lady and whispered in her ear....... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk".
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