2021 Census

[Stephen]

Just completed the 2021 census online.

Phew, not a five minute job. Allow 20-25 minutes.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's having all those lodgers in the shed that takes the time...

[Manoverboard]

Better get going then ... it could be the last one that I'm in

[Stephen]

It's having all those lodgers in the shed that takes the time...

And claiming for them. I like to do my bit for the housing market.

[towny44]

Just completed the 2021 census online.

Phew, not a five minute job. Allow 20-25 minutes.

I thought you weren't supposed to fill it in until census day?

[Stephen]

Just completed the 2021 census online.

Phew, not a five minute job. Allow 20-25 minutes.

I thought you weren't supposed to fill it in until census day?

Providing your circumstance aren't going to change between now and then, i.e number of people living in the property then you can fill it out now, as per information on the attached leaflet as and when you receive it.

[david63]

Providing your circumstance aren't going to change between now and then, i.e number of people living in the property then you can fill it out now,

How do you know that it will not change? Have you consulted with Mrs S as to what her plans may be for you?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Providing your circumstance aren't going to change between now and then, i.e number of people living in the property then you can fill it out now,

How do you know that it will not change? Have you consulted with Mrs S as to what her plans may be for you?

Especially if she finds out. Just saying.....

[Stephen]

.....there’s a drink in it for you

[Manoverboard]

We've filled it in

I did expect some questions about availability of buses or a Broadband service, getting to a Hospital maybe else the number of toilets we have etc etc but they seemed more interested in finding out if I was a lesbian who spoke Urdu.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We've filled it in

I did expect some questions about availability of buses or a Broadband service, getting to a Hospital maybe else the number of toilets we have etc etc but they seemed more interested in finding out if I was a lesbian who spoke Urdu.

Are you?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do you think the people having illegal house parties on Saturday with 40 people sleeping over on the floor until Sunday will list them?

[Manoverboard]

We've filled it in

I did expect some questions about availability of buses or a Broadband service, getting to a Hospital maybe else the number of toilets we have etc etc but they seemed more interested in finding out if I was a lesbian who spoke Urdu.

Are you?

Should I assume that you're asking for a friend ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

We've filled it in

I did expect some questions about availability of buses or a Broadband service, getting to a Hospital maybe else the number of toilets we have etc etc but they seemed more interested in finding out if I was a lesbian who spoke Urdu.

Are you?

Should I assume that you're asking for a friend ?

Of course. Ahem.....

[Happydays]

We haven't received any leaflets or letter about the census in fact is Scotland in it?? Haven't heard anything about it.

[Kendhni]

Random answer selector completed

[Stephen]

We haven't received any leaflets or letter about the census in fact is Scotland in it?? Haven't heard anything about it.

They don’t bother with the outback woods people

[Esprit]

I get to find out exactly what my son does for work at last!

[Meg 50]

Just completed the 2021 census online.

Phew, not a five minute job. Allow 20-25 minutes.

I thought you weren't supposed to fill it in until census day?

Providing your circumstance aren't going to change between now and then, i.e number of people living in the property then you can fill it out now, as per information on the attached leaflet as and when you receive it.

what happens if some one is rushed into hospital - or dies between filling it in and 21 March?

[Happydays]

Done a Google search and Scotland isn't doing one until 2022

[Stephen]

No idea Meg. I would suspect you ask for another form

[Mervyn and Trish]

Done a Google search and Scotland isn't doing one until 2022

Which means we can all be counted in England this year and then go on holiday to Scotland in 2022 and get counted again. Result - UK population recorded as 120m by 2023.

[macca1914]

[Manoverboard]

I thought you weren't supposed to fill it in until census day?

Providing your circumstance aren't going to change between now and then, i.e number of people living in the property then you can fill it out now, as per information on the attached leaflet as and when you receive it.

what happens if some one is rushed into hospital - or dies between filling it in and 21 March?

If one is in said situation then the other one updates the form using the unique id number but if one is only a one then the 2021 Census will be out by one

[Mervyn and Trish]

Statistically I once heard that if one buys a lottery ticket on Friday one is more likely to die before the draw on Saturday than win the jackpot. That's why I never buy a ticket.