It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Just won a court case against an estate agent who lied to us about the size of a house, there wasn't enough room to swing a cat.
The judge agreed and ordered them to pay substantial costs,
And the vet bills.
The judge agreed and ordered them to pay substantial costs,
And the vet bills.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Onelife
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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Ray Scully
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Stephen
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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Stephen
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I'll get my coat
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Mervyn and Trish
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Leaving the Sainsburys the other day, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen:
As I looked around the car park, I realised he was right. It was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" He barked. "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said. "Well, come and get me."
He retorted. "I will, just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
Welcome to the golden years...
As I looked around the car park, I realised he was right. It was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" He barked. "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said. "Well, come and get me."
He retorted. "I will, just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
Welcome to the golden years...
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Mervyn and Trish
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